Philosophers' Lexicon

Welcome, seeker of knowledge! The Philosophers' Lexicon is a repository of the most profound and ridiculous ideas in the world of philosophy.

Below, you'll find a list of the most influential thinkers in the history of thought.

Notable Thinkers

Plato (428-348 BCE): The great-granddaddy of all Western philosophers, known for his theories on forms and the ideal society.

Aristotle (384-322 BCE): The man who thought he was a god, but wasn't.

René Descartes (1596-1650): The father of modern thought, who thought, "I think, therefore I am... a genius."

Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900): The übermensch who said, "God is dead, and so am I, and so are you, and so am I."

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